Serves the Newb Right

A reader writes of the Newb’s Job-like afflictions:

1) serves you right for using Windows Vista.
2) If you don’t have an iPhone you have no business using AT&T.
3) I’m impressed you can use “solenoid” in a sentence.
4) You look so bad-ass in that photo.

To which the Newb has instructed the following reply:

1) so true

2) oh, so true

3) prior to the incident the Newb thought a solenoid was a solitary hemorrh

4) Don’t fuck with me


Tucson, Arizona; December, 2008